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natashavc:

yep.

“The Fuccons: The Lady Tutor”

b4tmatt:

Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.

Don’t just fuck the police.

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

howdomermaidsfuck:

commanderinqueef:

what if you’re having sex with a girl and she just dies

you have your boner

inside 

a dead girl

a dead body only loses like 1.5 degrees an hour so its your call

fuckmedraco:

omg they all look like Andy Warhol 

fuckmedraco:

omg they all look like Andy Warhol 

cillian murphy is undressing me with his eyes….
also, he is gorg naked

cillian murphy is undressing me with his eyes….

also, he is gorg naked